Okay, everyone, I want you to picture this scenrio. I went into a craft store the other day in Salem, Oregon. I wanted to buy a few of That Purple Thang, so I went up to one of the girls who works there and asked if they have it.
She had no clue what I was talking about. She thought she had heard of it. She goes: Is it something you sit on?
Do you know how hard it was for me to was me not burst in laughter?