Thank you to all of you who left kind comments about the "Quilters Brain". I don't know who to give the credit to for coming up with this, but it was a fridge magnet sent to me by a friend. A quick search, and a phone call to my friend gave me the following information:
Cafe Press sell fridge magnets - here is the link to the Quilters Brain...
http://www.cafepress.co.uk/+brain-quilters+magnets
They sell for £4, but I am sure they will ship to the US if you ask them.
Glad you all found it amusing - I certainly did.
Do let me know if anyone gets one sent to the USA.