hehehe...you made me laugh so hard...I remember in MI one year I just HAD to stop by the local cafe in town...it was right before a snow storm was due and I had been to the grocery early in case school let out early...being I hungry I ventured into NO LADY LAND....the local cafe was apparently for farmer's only in the early morning...not caring at all, in I went...while waiting for my breakfast I was nearly in tears laughing inside...they were planning a raid on the local tractor and farm supply...so many were to get oil, so many were to get salt to spread...somebody needed a new gear..it was hysterical....