Why do mummies make good employees?
They get all wrapped up in their work!
What did the ghost buy for his Haunted House?
Home Moaner’s Insurance!
What was the witch’s favorite subject in school?
Spelling!
What do you call a skeleton who won’t work?
Lazy Bones!
What surgery does a vampire doctor perform?
Fly by night operations!
Why wasn’t there any food left after the monster party?
Because everyone was goblin!
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
He didn’t have the guts!