Can I add one?
I went to the local Walmart to pick up some medicine for a sore throat. When I left and started to my car I heard a thump thump thump behind me. I started walking faster and the thumping became faster. When I turned and looked there was a casket bouncing toward me. I ran to my car followed by the thumpthumpthump of the casket. Finally I turned and threw my throat lozenges at it and it disappeared. Why, you ask? Everyone knows that throat lozenges will stop the coffin (coughing).
sad I know