Originally Posted by Greenheron

DIY! Purchase 4 or 5 programable electric timers.

#1--hook up to a recording of distant rooster crows followed by robin calls and songs.

#2--set the next one to engage after the robins and turn on a 15 watt bulb lamp.

#3-- ditto 100 watts.

#4--heat lamp focused on your head

#5--if necessary, the sounds of garbage cans clanging, motorcycles gunning, screams, shots, running footsteps OR a recording of Spike Jones and the City Slickers' rendition of "Cocktails for Two."

Good luck. :lol: