At work I was looking for the heavier staple remover. It has a flat front metal base and longer handle. My son works for me and I have an assistant. They start laughing as I get it out to use. Mary, my assistant, says- so that's what that thing is, we thought you left a quilting tool here.
Better yet- my son says, "you know in home wreck (I always called home ec class that) I got a test answer wrong because the teacher asked what something was and I put "jack the ripper". I didn't know it was a seam ripper." He said he went to the teacher and explained that's what his mom called it so she gave him 1/2 credit.
They had me laughing so hard. What do your kids say about you?