Check out ugly Christmas sweaters on ebay - I think some people collect them. link
http://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_from...All-Categories
If time is short I would go to a thrift.
Just had a thought - get some "brick" fabric - make a square on the front - get a small soft santa doll - sew back end to middle of square - Santa got stuck in the chimney.