This is hilarious. I guess I've done nearly all of these except sew my finger or needle threader with my machine, cut myself with the rotary cutter, or have a mishap with a wringer washer. I haven't done garment sewing for many years. Putting a sleeve in upside down with the seam down the top of the arm did me in. You folks are the best! By the way, my seam ripper and I have an intimate relationship since I started quilting.