Originally Posted by bearisgray
did you know that one could actually get one's t*** caught in a wringer?
We had an old Maytag wringer washing machine (gray, square tubbed) and I got too close while putting the clothes through.
Fortunately, there is a reverse on the wringer.
There is a newer wringer called a MAMMOGRAM' - which we should all get our t*** into once a year. Sorry Bearisgray, couldn't resist.
I have a variation on the "I hadn't plugged it in " story. I HAD plugged it in. I checked and re-checked. But I plugged the OLD Pfaff's controls into the NEW Pfaff. They don't ruin each other, but they don't work. I wrapped both sets with Magic Tape and Labelled them Old Pfaff and New Pfaff.