Originally Posted by
Airwick156
how to cook a turkey:
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step 1....go buy a turkey.
step 2....take a drink of whiskey.
step 3....put turkey in the oven.
step 4....take another 2 drinks of whiskey.
step 5....set the degrees at 375 ovens.
step 6....take 2 more whiskeys of drink
step 7....turk the bastey.
step 8....whiskey another bottle of get
step 9....ponder the meat the...rmometer
step 10..glass yourself a pour of whiskey
step 11..bake the whiskey for 4 hours.
step 12..take the oven out of the turkey.
step 13..floor the turkey up off of the pick.
step 14..turk the carvey
step 15..get yourself another scottle of botch.
step 16..tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey.
step 17..bless the dinner and pass out.............
Oh AIRWICK...........can I come to your house & help you fix this delicious turkey dinner?
