This is Funny!!!!!
----- DUH!
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[TD]CHECK YOUR SHAMPOO BOTTLES:
Check your shampoo bottle label. I don't know WHY I didn't figure this out sooner. It's the shampoo I use in the shower! When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body and (duh!) printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this warning: FOR EXTRA VOLUME AND BODY --- No wonder I have been gaining weight!
Well! I have gotten rid of that shampoo and I am going to start using Dawn dish soap instead. Their label reads:
DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE. Problem Solved. If I don't answer the phone, I'll be in the shower!
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