a few years ago a bunch of kids at one of the neighboring schools let a cow into their high school one night. the school was 5 stories tall and the next day everyone came to school to find a cow on the fifth floor. cows don't mind going up stairs but they don't like going down stairs. If I remember correctly they eventually got a crane to get it out of the building after trying for hours to coax it down the stairs, but I like the goat story better
