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Christmas DH and I were sick as dogs and contagious so grounded. No Christmas decorations because the new windows finally got installed two days before Christmas and EVERYTHING had to be moved and then put back. (I KNEW that they'd come then so kudos to me for not putting anything up!) And we don't exchange gifts. We get what we want along and are blessed. SO Christmas we were in and out of bed and not for "jingling the bells" so to speak. But the laugh of the day came from you! I am so glad I read this early as it set the tone for a good day! Keep sending your treasures!