You have to love a dog that sews. Maybe He could take the night shift.
Years ago, I was knitting and had to run an errand. I put my yarn in the bag and I notice my young poodle eyeing it. I stuffed it deeper in the bag. When I returned, no one met me at the door. I found my poodle hog tied to the base of the toilet with my yarn. I really wasn't gone that long. I had a hard time getting her free. It didn't help that I had to keep leaving the bathroom to LMAO. I was trying to scold her, but it was so hard to keep a straight face.