My friends DGD (4)was having trouble breathing thru her nose and when her DGM asked what was the matter, she said "My nose won't suck"
A 3 yr old neighbor of mine when I lived in Maine used to call Pepsi "Cold Pissy"
How about odd things people do? We were pulling into a parking space at a grocery store today and right next to us was a Mercedes Benz convertible with the top down......and the guy was locking the door. HUH??????? I lost it!!!
Windows were up tho. LOL