I forgot one that my deceased first husband said and did in the early 60's on the way home from TX to ME. We stopped at a roadside diner in MA where we ordered hamburgers. Larry wanted that ground beef dead, dead, dead. He took a bite of it and the blood squished out....he dropped it on his plate and announced to the world "If I had some salve and a bandaid, I could save this critter".....I thought I'd just die. You could have heard a pin drop. Course we laughed about it for years after.