When we would ask my father a question if the answer was yes he would say "Does a cat have a climbing gear?" If you asked what was for dinner he would say "poke and grits - poke your feet under the table and grit your teeth" or "a jam sandwich take 2 pieces of bread and jam 'em together". When we would act up he would ask if we wanted to go to "fist city by way of knuckle junction." When my grandson was little he would call a pillow a wellwo and would ask whatcha donin?