Hahaaahaaa...I just splattered tea across my screen reading this. I do own a couple of dresses that only got worn at my neices' weddings. I'm always in jeans and tee shirt or sweatpants. No make-up, did that for a couple of years in my 40s when I thought it would make me look younger. After reading whats in that junk, I said no thank you. Thank God my husband loves me just the way I am. He thinks I'm cute, which is good enough for me. I really don't care what my neighbors think or that unexpected guest that may stop by. And my NAILS....heeheee...geez.
That woman must be rolling in her grave.