Awww! Poor guy. He's smart to try to replace them and I hope he doesn't get in big trouble.
That being said, this is a very funny thread. I admit that I would be upset if MY scissors were used without my permission. I'm very possessive of the tools I use for my work. But I know my husband and my children (grown) would make good on their mistake. While I have some Ginghers, I like to use Fiskars with the spring action in them. They're cheap enough and I can get them at WallyMart.
Still laughing!
Have a great day.