Originally Posted by Mad Mimm

"Enough is as good as a feast." - Mary Poppins
"Man is the only animal that blushes, or needs to." - Mark Twain
"Life is like a sh*t sandwich. Even on good days you take small bites." - My dad (don't know where he got it though, he claims my grandma used to say it.)

Okay that last one is a little off-color. I wish I could tell you my father used pithy sayings a lot and potty language only a little. But I'd be lying. Sorry if anyone takes offense but it is literally the only thing I can remember my dad saying that I can quote here.