This post is the most hilarious I have read in a long time. Have you tried the annoying lady on OnStar. MY DH and gd just groan when I try to use that. When you say 'yes', she says 'slower, please'. Constantly getting 5 and 9 mixed up. Someone stole my GPS and don't miss it at all. Yes, I do facebook and love that I can connect with other quilters and crafters and some family and organizations. It is more immediate than the quilting board and I feel more in touch with people. There is no way you need to post everything you do and if someone is annoying in their posts, you can 'hide' them or some of their posts. Lots of the quilters on facebook have links to their blogs and often have free patterns and tips and tricks.