The Alphasew "portable" machine looks like it's a modern FW replica. I read about it on the board somewhere, but now I can't find the thread. Bigger price tag than the originals and doesn't work well, just sad!
The "serious inquiries" is funny too, must get a lot of window shoppers.
I actually do appreciate the "if the ad is up, it's available" lines. Much better than calling and finding out it was sold a week ago.