Where ever you got the thingy about sewing, there's more to it. There's a part about doing your make up & putting on a clean dress before your Dh gets home from work...& a part about don't bother him with your silly little problems...he's had a hard day...TOO funny! I think it all came from a 1950's Home Ec book. My son showed it to me once somewhere online & we laughed about every part of it!