My True life Funny
I think I will tell you ALL a true Funny! (1st I will say no animals were harmed Really)
Long ago I had a pet bird named 'Tweet'y' While cleaning house and vacuuming got to his cage, took a look inside thought boy that could sure use a good vacuuming! So put the attachment on and started in, it was going fine Till 'Tweet'y' Attacked. Next thing I know He was Stuck Up to his Shoulders in the pipe! Now I know it may sound bad But Well I Couldn't stop it I LOL. My Friend too. We did turn off the Vac and out he came, But whats So funny was the "Cursing that Bird gave ME!! if I could have understood I bet a sailor would have blushed!
Tweet'y went on to live a long full life. and I have this on my Icebox.