Elder Wedding (funny)
Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Miami, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"The pharmacist answers, "Yes."Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"Pharmacist: "Of course, we do."Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"Pharmacist: "All kinds."Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"Pharmacist: "Definitely."Jacob: "How about suppositories?"Pharmacist: "You bet!"Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's?"Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"Pharmacist: "Absolutely."Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"Pharmacist: "We sure do."Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."Jacob: "Adult diapers?"Pharmacist: "Sure."Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."