Golf humor
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During my physical, my doctor asked me about my daily activity</tt>
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level, and so I described a typical day this way:</tt>
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"Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded along the edge of a lake, drank</tt>
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eight beers, escaped from wild dogs in the heavy brush, marched up</tt>
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and down several rocky hills, stood in a patch of poison ivy,</tt>
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crawled out of quicksand, jumped away from an aggressive rattlesnake</tt>
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and took four "leaks" behind big trees."</tt>
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Inspired by the story, the doctor said, "You must be one heck of an</tt>
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outdoors man!"</tt>
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"No," I replied, "I'm just a very terrible golfer."</tt>
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Last edited by QuiltnNan; 02-25-2012 at 02:56 PM.
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