Well, you can laugh all you want, but I celebrate my divorcaversary every year.. I was divorced on 9/9/92 at 9 am...... :P In CRIMINAL court...lol
The judge was a friend of my lawyers and heard the divorce before the criminal docket started.. lawyer said "you shouldn't be married to that a$$h013 a MINUTE longer than necessary".. the court even refunded my court costs!!!! I'm thinking the "Broken Dishes" quilt would be a good one.