Ok, ok! My turn! When I saw the pics, I said, "That's not a sewing machine"!
http://tricities.craigslist.org/atq/2881943560.html
It might have been once upon a time but it's not anymore!
These are not as good as the first one, but worth a looksie:
http://tricities.craigslist.org/atq/2821637643.html &
http://tricities.craigslist.org/atq/2821642355.html
And for $1, you can't beat this:
http://tricities.craigslist.org/atq/2878622864.html