Cel phone abuse: funny
You know how irritating cell phone users are when they fail to exercise discretion and think the world needs to know their business?
After a busy day he settled down in his train from Waterloo for a nap as far as his destination at Winchester, when the chap sitting near him hauled out his cell phone and started up:
"Hi darling, it's Peter. I'm on the train - yes, I know it's the 6.30 not the 4.30 but I had a long meeting - no, not with that floozie from the typing pool, with the boss, no darling you're the only one in my life - yes, I'm sure, cross my heart" etc., etc.
This was still going on at after 1/2hr, when the young woman opposite, driven beyond endurance, yelled at the top of her voice,"Hey, Peter, turn that damn phone off and comeback to bed!!"