QNS ... oh too funny! Sounds like something I'd do!
DublB ... Maybe you'll have to set one of those as a "goal" for something to do this year? And oh yes, tease us with your hot weater!
Here's another skunk story .....
Way way back, it was common for farmers to hire help who had immigrated from Europe, often not speaking much, if any English. My parents were no different, so this one chap working for them ... went to get this pretty kitty he spotted in the field. Well ... no kitten!! Yup, you guessed it, a skunk, fully endowed!!!! They had him wash up in the barn and Dad took new clothes out to him .......... and he then had to burn his old clothes. Ewwwwwwwww!!!
Apparently there were no skunks where he came from!