Originally Posted by
Christine-
THIS WAS IT!!!!! Thank you, thank you, thank you!!!
By the way, I googled sewing machine steve and thought you were nuts for a minute.

The first site I found this youtube video... warning, if you have an 11 year old son you homeschool (I.e.: my kind of humor) you will need to put your depends on before watching.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8R_z...layer_embedded
Skip to the 1.35 minute, and start watching from there to find the "sewing machine"
At this very moment, I have a cub scout troop of 11-12 yr olds in my living room replaying this video for the third time, much hilarity ensues at my house this afternoon. They went on a camping trip this weekend in the pouring rain (the dad, not the mom, although I'm sure you figured this out). So we're going to learn how to repair tents with mom's Singer 15-91 later.
(No one, upon fear of death, approaches the Belvedere.)