LMAO!!! I'm won't call myself a man but not a real woman by those standards either.
I will say I must be a fake woman!
Sure the laundry basket is empty. The clothes are in the hamper waiting to be washed.
I get well dressed and hair done if I'm going out or if I feel like doing it. Definitely not always.
Why spend an hour on hair and makeup when thats an hour I can use for sewing or crafts?