As I was doing dishes today (still not used to the dishwasher), I watched my dog Heidi bury something (piece of a chewy????) in our yard, I had to think of you and the deranged squirrel.
I laughed when I read your tales of woe. No idea what to do (maybe lay off the peanut feeding). Keep us posted and please don't hurt it. (I love the fuzzy-tailed rodents)