This had me laughing so bad. I had tears running down my face. It made me think of my grandmother. She was diabetic (not a very good one might I add) my grandfather worked out of town so he would be gone during the week and only home on weekends. He would buy a pack of Klondike Bars when he was home on the weekend and tell her that she could have one that week if she wanted. Well..she would eat 2..then realize that he would know that she ate more than she was supposed to, so she would eat the rest of the pack..then ask my dad to go get another pack. So he would..and she would eat 1 out of that one so that he wouldn't know what she did.