hehe... best revenge I heard was a friend of the family's husband cheated on her with his very young - (later -pregnant) mistress... he was rather obsessive about his hair. She put a bottle of nair hair remover mixed into his conditioner... most people leave conditioner on for at least a few minutes. She was in the room when he started to blow dry his hair... and boy did it fly .... later on of course, the mistress had the nerve to call her and cry about how he was running around behind her back... ummmm hello! can I buy you a clue? wow...