New York City
After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year outside of New York City , New York scientists found traces of copper cable dating back 100 years. They came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago.
Los Angeles
Not to be outdone by the New Yorkers, in the weeks that followed, a Los Angeles , California archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet somewhere just outside Oceanside . Shortly after, a story in the LA Times read: "California archaeologists report a finding of 200 year old copper cable, have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network a hundred years earlier than the New Yorkers."
Oklahoma City
One week later, a local newspaper in Oklahoma City , OK reported the following: "After digging down about 30 feet deep in his pasture near the community of Spiro , OK , Bubba, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely nothing. Bubba has therefore concluded that 300
years ago, Oklahoma had already gone wireless".
