One quotable I remember from my childhood was "You'll $#!+ and fall back in it". Anyone else know that one or is that something my mother came up with? I use it a lot on my husband and we determined it trumps all arguments! I guess my sayings are more crude than the above ones:
"I was so confused, I didn't know if I should $#!+ or go blind" (sometimes followed by, "So I closed one eye and farted"),
"She's got more ___ than Carter's got liver pills"
"He's as crazy as Cooter Brown" (is that a real person??), and my favorite, which I never understood until I heard myself say it...
"This hurts me more than it hurts you". Ugh! I hated that one when I was a kid!