Originally Posted by kwhite
Like I told you before Gai. The next opening in your home is reserved for this one. Let's see how long the birds last with Evil in the house!!!!
HAH! Obviously you don't know parrots! I'll bet Poppy against any cat! It would be a bloodbath! Not only because of that wicked beak, but because I am the ALL POWERFUL ALPHA BITCH of the house, and demand obedience and harmony. Except I allow Tuffy to beat up Labzilla. It's too funny.
Once, when my (ex)DH (that's damned, not dear) and I had a fight, he yelled "You love that damned cat more than you love me!" Now mind you, were were still newlyweds. I looked him dead in the eye, and very calmly and totally sincerely stated "Darling, when I have had you twelve years we'll discuss it. Not a minute before".
Of course, that wasn't the reason for the divorce. If I remember correctly, that had something to do with multiple black eyes, etc.