sew cornie...that was a quick one! lol!
I am loving all of these! :lol:
Let's see if i can tell one, without writing a book:
I was on a date. We got in Jimmy's two door car, Jimmy was in drivers seat, David, my bf, in middle,...me by passenger door. We were waiting for Shelley, Jimmy's sister, and her bf to come out and get in back seat.
TWO door car.
So, here comes, Shelley...I am cracking up, already, I always doooo...
She knew we were waiting, so with shoes in hand...she waits for me to open that big door, lean forward while trying to hold seat forward for her, and she proceeds to climb in back...ok, David said, you have to shut it hard...
me: ok!
WHAM! right on Shelley's foot...oops, she wasn't quite in...
I put my head down on his knee, shaking all over...
David: don't cry, dont cry...you didn't mean to...(I was dying, laughing!)...
Ok, here comes Shelley's bf.
I open the door, pull seat forward...wait, wait...
Slam!!! YEEOOOW!!! YUP, RIGHT ON HIS FOOT, TOO!
Once again, I bury my head on David's knee,
and everybody is patting me, and consoling me...
aww, it'll be alright...we know you didn't mean too...
I didn't mean to, at all...but I have always had a problem with getting tickled when I'm not supposed to.
I'm really a very sweet person. HONEST!...
but that was 34 years ago, and I nearly wet myself, every time I tell it...gotta goooo....... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: