Not too long ago my GD went to her first day of Kindergarten. It was to be a short day so the parents took the kids to the classroom. The teacher had the kids draw pictures. Emily drew a picture of their dog, a new border collie puppy. The teacher asked her what the dog's name was. Without missing a beat, Emily replies, "It's Jaz, Zeke (her brother) and I wanted to call her Pez (you know the candies), but we decided it sounded too much like piss and we didn't think we should call her that."
Mom was so embarrassed :oops: :oops: She hadn't heard that story before. Fortunately the teacher remained calm and told Emily that Jaz was a good name for their puppy :D