If that Craigslist gem has no belt, how does he know it works?
As for the 1812 "modern art," that background looks amazingly like the sliding doors of the closets in my 1957-built home; same small finger hole on the right edge. Guess I could glue on an old, cheap picture frame, splash on some paint, chunk a little hatchet in the middle and make enough off two closets to keep me in my old age!