Thread: If I Didn't Have A Dog... Or Cat...
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Old 07-12-2012, 01:29 PM
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burchquilts
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Default If I Didn't Have A Dog... Or Cat...
If I Didn't Have A Dog... Or Cat...


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I could walk barefoot around the yard in safety.



My house could be carpeted instead of tiled and laminated.

All flat surfaces, clothing, furniture, and cars would be hair-free.

When the doorbell rings, my home wouldn't sound like a kennel.



When the doorbell rings, I could get to the door without wading through all the fuzzy bodies who beat me there.

I could sit on the couch and my bed any way I wanted, without having to take into consideration how much space several fur bodies need to get comfortable.




I would have enough money, and no guilt, to go on a real vacation.

I would not be on a first-name basis with 6 veterinarians, as I put their yet unborn grandkids through college.



The most used words in my vocabulary would not be:
"out," "sit,""down", "come," "no," "stay,"
And "leave it ALONE.

My house would not be cordoned off into zones with baby gates and makeshift barriers.



I would not talk 'baby talk'. 'Eat your din din'. 'Yummy Yummy for thetummy'...

My house would not look like a day care center, with toys everywhere.



My pockets would not contain things like poop bags, treats and an extraleash.



I would no longer have to spell the words B-A-L-L, W-A-L-K, T-R-E-A-T, O-U-T, G-O, R-I-D-E, S-U-P-P-E-R, and C-O-O-K-I-E.



I would not have as many leaves INSIDE my house as outside.



I would not look strangely at people who think having ONE dog/cat ties them down too much.



I'd look forward to spring and the rainy season instead of dreading them as 'mud' season.



I would not have to answer the question: 'Why do you have so many animals?' from people who will never know the joy of being loved unconditionallyby the closest thing to an angel they will ever encounter.
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I'm sorry this looks so funky. I keep trying to fix it but to no avail. Sorry!!!
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