K9Dancer, those woofs don't necessarily represent individual dogs. My Daisy Mae could do that many woofs in a hot second if the evil mailman is nearby! Or maybe she likes to weave (warp and woof).
Reeskylr, glad you didn't have a heart attack. Many years ago I worked for someone who was so crazy that I'd come home and think I was having a heart attack. Turns out it was anxiety. The doctor gave me some Xanax. I used it for two days and then decided, if I have to be medicated to work for this nut, I don't want to work here. So I quit. I later found out most of the staff was on Xanax.
Lori your window sounds wonderful. I hope it's not too heavy for your to be able to change scenes. Love the curtain idea, too! Too bad you could put a light box behind it so you'd get some sun shine! What does it measure? I'll see if I have a panel for you.