LOL I think we are all in the same boat I clean, vacuum and dust once a week or if we've had wet weather a little bit more. Dishes are done 98% of the time (dishwasher lol), beds are not necessarily made but the pillows are on it and the quilt is pulled up. All of our family and friends know your there to see us not be a dust inspector! The couches and chairs are clear (well I take that back as I look up there is a pile of fabric on the top of one chair, and well the dining room table never gets used other than for special occasions so it's buried as my work table. If I know we've got friends coming over I mutter under my breathe that I have to move everything back and forth.