This is really weird. My mom will be 86 this month and she has never worn slacks!! She wears what she calls "house dresses". She had a very strict Italian dad and his daughters were not allowed to wear slacks. She never did although her younger sister (age 84) does. Maybe that's why I only own two dresses. My closet only has uniforms and jeans. Thanks -you guys are a hoot. I'm so glad no one's offended by this; I just needed some fun stuff after a crappy (flu season at the office) kind of day.