sorry to interrupt a good joke, but i need to point something out for the future information and use of all.
the internet is a fabulous way to share things in a flash and around the world. unfortunately, that's also why so many artists, authors, etc lose credit for and control of the results of their work.
if you run across an article you think the rest of us would enjoy, check first to see if that publication has a website. if it does, and if you can find the article, you shouldn't copy and paste (or retype) it word for word in a board post. you should write a few words of introduction and then give us the link to the "original" article online.
if you don't know the source, have tried but can't find the source, please provide as much credit as possible to who wrote it, where you found it, etc.
as artists ourselves, we should do our part to "help the cause" of giving credit wherever and whenever credit is due and possible.
end of lesson. back to the joke. :wink: