Hah, we call it "quilt porn" too. And my DH looks at "music porn" and "photography porn". I came home from work one day to find our mailbox stuffed with music & photography catalogs...came inside and "whumped" the pile down on the coffee table and loudly announced, "Your mountain of porn is here!" only to find my husband's (very conservative) mother & grandmother had stopped by for a surprise visit!! That caused a good laugh, once they realized what I was actually talking about! I probably turned six shades of red though, LOL.