LOL .. I have to laugh as I had in the past so thought of all the ideas here !LOL I ended up buying a very nice set of Gingher scissors and putting them up. I bought quite a few of the orange handled scissors and put them in places where everyone had a pair or two. Including in the kitchen as it never fails: they are needed for a project.
When we moved into this house- I was unpacking and found the scissors-pristine and still in their original box at the bottom of my sewing box, I hardly ever went into the bottom part of it; just the top area. I never knew where these went and Oh boy needless to say the DD's still razz me about being forgetful at a young age.! LOL