Ha I know what you mean about the Mom thing. One time about 30 some years ago. Ahem. I was at a factory fabric sale.
I was wondering around buying fabric - I had my hand on a kid's head for a while. Then he looked up and I looked down - wasn't my kid.
He was the right height, his hair was sorta right, he had on a blue coat... LOL I betcha you don't wanna do that these days... Oh and my kid wasn't along.